So... I literally spent hours making this page. I finally went to bed with the page unfinished and got up the next morning to put even more time into it. I don't know how many times I deleted and moved things and in the end the page I ended up with was not even remotely close to the one I started with and eventually discarded. It was a challenge alright, but it was fun.
Here's my page:
And here's the kit:
And I also used a template by Little Green Frog Designs: